Alice Cooper
Live at Beloit, WI Riverfest, July 9, 2004
by Dr. Abner Mality

The Good Doctor had seen Alice only a couple of years ago, while he was
touring behind the "Dragontown" CD, and enjoyed the experience, so he
didn't feel it was much of a risk to venture up into the land of cheese
and beer (Wisconsin) and check out the madman once more at Beloit
Riverfest.
It wound up being a beautiful night on the riverfront so the crowd was
very healthy. A lot of the expected old-school mullet heads and bikers
were in the throng but I was heartened to see a number of college and
high school kids checking out Alice and enjoying what they saw.
Cooper's antics make him a universal icon...seedy but not scandalous, weird but
not scary...and the cleverness of his recent albums, mining the
nu-metal and garage rock genres further enhances his youth appeal. I get the
feeling that a lot of kids who bought stuff like White Stripes and The
Vines probably dug a lot of what they saw tonight.
Alice did not disappoint. Though his show was not as big and elaborate
as in the past, he was always the showman, twirling canes, swords and
even a giant albino python with ease. He's got one of the best rough
and raspy voices in rock, right up there with Lemmy and Brian Johnson, and
can still hit some pretty scary growls. He still has the gimmick where
he's killed and brought back to life, as well as singing in a strait
jacket. Where once these antics terrified 70's conservatives, now they
are seen as warm and fuzzy, even when Alice skewers a baby doll on a
sword and flings it away with contempt.
Alice's band reflects the kind of stripped down essence on his latest
album "The Eyes of Alice Cooper", very much hitting a kind of sleazy
White Strips kind of pose. While these fellows were quite entertaining,
they were nowhere near as tight as the band Alice had for the
"Dragontown" tour. I noticed several guitar screw-ups where perhaps
they took the "loose" aspect of the music a bit too far. But they were
energetic and worked well with the Master. I especially got a kick out
of the headbanging row they made, reminiscent of Accept and Judas
Priest. The drummer actually hailed from Beloit itself,which I didn't
know, and was generally the best of the support players. However, his
drum solo should have been shot to the moon. I can't stand them unless
it's an absolute drum GOD ala Neil Peart delivering them. That time
could have been better used to play some old classics like "Teenage
Frankenstein" or "Elected".
Cooper managed to slip some surprising old nuggets into tonight's show.
The whole shebang opener up with an epic "Hello and Hurray", leading
into the more expected "No More Mr. Nice Guy". The set also saw the
welcome return of "Cold Ethyl", where Alice fondled a rubber-limbed
love doll in the image of a woman he supposedly just killed (actually played
by his daughter...figure that one out!), "Desperado", and the catchy
"Who Do You Think We Are?" We got a pretty strong "Billion Dollar
Babies" and best of all was the encore, which pieced together the
excellent "Brutal Planet"(one of his most underrated LPs), the hair
metal hit "Poison" and the all-time classic "Under My Wheels".
He did find time to stick in some of the more anthemic stuff from
"Eyes", such as "Man of the Year" and "What Do You Want From Me?",
which actually came across a lot better live than on record, and which
fit pretty well with the rest of the set. Outside of that, the usual
suspects like "I'm Eighteen", "School's Out", "Only Women Bleed" and
"Ballad of Dwight Frye" all put in an appearance.
Not a perfect show (it was the first night of the tour), this was still
a fine rocking time delivered by the grand old man of the macabre.
Alice shows no sign of slowing down!!!
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